Nv Wa Creates... The Amazing US!!!

After Pan Gu created the world, and made all the trees and rivers with his body, there were all sorts of birds and other creatures. At this time, there was the goddess Nv Wa who somehow popped out of nowhere (again, mythology), a woman with a human torso and a snake tail. She always thought something was missing until it hit her right in the face one day, and guess what??? It was us *angelic music* !!! Of course she wanted these new creatures to look like herself, but there was one major difference, we have legs, not snake tails, that and, we're not goddesses.
Once she got up to here with her amazing idea, she took some dirt and water, mixed them and Voila! made mud to sculpt with. In my opinion, it's pretty sad that we're made out of mud, we should have been made of something a bit more glorious. Nv Wa sculpted and sculpted until her hands were numb. then she realized there were too little of us awesome creatures, so she took a vine that she found, and whipped it in the mud to create more awesomeness. This time though, there was a problem, we weren't so perfect anymore! How sad.

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